Akhirnya! Akhirnya! AKHRI KHAT! *tesasul* dapat jua ku mliat pilem yang diidam-idamkan, Sacha Jhutha. Ok lah caitanya. Rajesh Khanna buat double role dalam caita ani.
Sepnosis
Bhola ani anak kampung. Ia tinggal sama
Chief: But Ranjeet KUMAR is a rich man!
Pradhan: It is the rich who turn to crime, sir. The poor have very little disdain for the law. The rich think of it as a toy!
Chief: *antam tah ko eh*
Pradhan: I think that we should use Ranjeet's two weak points. Diamonds and women. We need a beautiful and intelligent CID officer to nail this case.Macam atulah Inspector Leela/Meena masuk. Lurus tu, Mumtaz mimang bitipul!
Jadi Inspector Leela nyamar jadi Rita, daiman heiress dari Afrika. Rita ani kononnya kan host satu party, costume party, sama invite semua urang kaya di Bombay. Ranjeet Kumar opkos lah invited kan. Skali, Bhola ani lalu arah street tampat party atu. Ia inda tau apa-apa pasal Ranjeet Kumar CID whatever. Skalinya bah, ada usher nampak Bhola ani, pikirnya Ranjeet Kumar. Bawalah masuk. Bhola yang tersangat-sangat naif atu pun dapat tampat di hati guestslah, tapi Inspector sama agent CID pikir ia buat act. Durang pun pikir baju *menyanyi* Bhola atu costumenya (namanya costume party). Sementara atu, the real Ranjeet Kumar pon sampai. Masa ia liat Bhola, ia pun tekezut mliat identical durang atu. Jadi ia buat plan. Bhola pura-pura jadi ia untuk beberapa hari. Ia menyuruh gilprennya Ruby untuk menukar Bhola yang kampung atu jadi city slicker cam Ranjeet. Tapi dalam hatinya, Bhola masih lagi anak kampung. Ia jatuh cinta arah si Rita, sama durang ani bedate lah. Opkos, Rita pikir Bhola ani Ranjeet. Satu hari, durang ani naik kapal. Rita bagi truth inducing drug (LSD??????) arah si Bhola. Si Bhola ani pun blurt apa ia tahu. Rahsianya adalah seperti berikut (diingatkan bahawa Bhola inda tau apa-apa pasal pencurian Ranjeet; pikirnya Ranjeet atu be kanser):
Bhola: Do you want to know something?
Rita/Leela: Yes. (pikirnya kan "confess")
Bhola: I have a dog (DOG?) at home, his name is Moti. All the bitches (anjing betina ah, bukan *****) are after him but he doesn't care for them. He's just like me! (macam tah Bhola atu popular banar di kampungnya, dasar perasan). Want to know something USEFUL?
Rita/Leela:YES! *wah, revelation, revelation*
Bhola: Ruby dances so close to me, sometimes I get scared of her. I bolt my windows every night before I sleep!
Rita/Leela:Is it? Well, I don't like her too.
Bhola:I'll tell you another secret. I'm not who I am-
Jeng jeng, boat durang tepelanting tah papa, recorder Leela/Rita temasuk dalam laut, sama Bhola lupa apa ia kan cakap. Rita/Leela bagi ia minuman lagi, tapi minuman atu salah. Rita pulang teminum minuman be (LSD?) atu. Durang admit durang love each other sama seal it with Yunhi Tum Mujhse Baat Karti Ho. Tapi, sayangnya, masa ubat atu wear off, durang inda ingat apa-apa yang tejadi.
Jadi? Apakah yang anda fikir akan terjadi? Adakah Ranjeet akan tertangkap? Adakah Bhola akan "come clean"? Adakah cinta Bhola dan Rita akan bersatu? Adakah Belu akan berkahwin? ADAKAH AKU AKAN INSAF DARIPADA MAKAN OREN UNTUK MEMASTIKAN BIBIRKU BASAH????????????
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