Hantu Begambar Banar

Ala-ala sweet

sanyum

mata-mata sepet

Kuat lagi sanyum pizah

mencapai apa yang ada

signatureku, sanyum nampak gigi

senget benget

Kami (aku, Mirah, pizah, zirah) dikenali sebagai empat serangkai uleh cigu, pasal kami inda buleh di pisahkan *kecuali waktu balik* Kami ani kira samseng lah, tapi samseng kami baik. Inda lah samseng kan jadi gengster kah apa kah. Masa hari-hari terakhir sekulah, aku sama Mirah bawa mobile. Kami betiga (aku, mirah, pizah) begambar sakan (tapi yang paling banyak begambar aku sama mirah lah) Si Zirah nada, ia inda skulah.

Felt Craft

Ok ka? macam serabut usulnya

ani pun sama serabut

Antah napa tengtiba aku suka felt craft ani. Sampai semangat buat tempat nyimpan telipun lagi.

penyimpan atulah hasil dari semua ani

Sacha Jhutha

Akhirnya! Akhirnya! AKHRI KHAT! *tesasul* dapat jua ku mliat pilem yang diidam-idamkan, Sacha Jhutha. Ok lah caitanya. Rajesh Khanna buat double role dalam caita ani.
Sepnosis
  Bhola ani anak kampung. Ia tinggal sama bini adiknya nama Belu (BELU?) sama stepmadernya (evil stepmader, cam besa). Bhola ani musician. Macam penyanyi jalanan. Belu inda keraja, mamanya lagi malas kan keraja. Kira miskinlah durang ani. Bhola ani mau ngawinkan Belu, tapi Belu ani hendikep@tempang. Jadi nada urang mau kawin Belu kecuali untuk dowry 100,000 rs. (napa BINI misti bayar? karang bini2 atu jua dibawa lari ke rumah lakinya. Pedah.) Bhola ani, depspret kan adinya kawin, (kan dulu bini-bini ani tempatnya CERUK DAPOOOOORRRRR * nda mbagi can bini-bini kan bedikari banar) Jadi kebandar tia, "to seek my fortune". Skalinya, kebetulan ada bisnesman di bandar, Ranjeet Tah-Papa-Surnamenya, muanya persis persis PERSOS sama si Bhola ani. Ranjeet ani sebenarnya pencuri daiman *diamond. Inspector Pradhan suspeck si Ranjeet ani pencurinya, tapi untuk grounds yang inda brapa clear. I mean, skalipun Ranjeet atu ada di city tempat pencurian daiman atu atas alasan "bisnes" pun, kemungkinan ia MIMANG buat bisnes kan? antara argumant Pradhan sama chiefnya:

Chief: But Ranjeet KUMAR is a rich man!

Pradhan: It is the rich who turn to crime, sir. The poor have very little disdain for the law. The rich think of it as a toy!

Chief: *antam tah ko eh*

Pradhan: I think that we should use Ranjeet's two weak points. Diamonds and women. We need a beautiful and intelligent CID officer to nail this case.

Macam atulah Inspector Leela/Meena masuk. Lurus tu, Mumtaz mimang bitipul!

Jadi Inspector Leela nyamar jadi Rita, daiman heiress dari Afrika. Rita ani kononnya kan host satu party, costume party, sama invite semua urang kaya di Bombay. Ranjeet Kumar opkos lah invited kan. Skali, Bhola ani lalu arah street tampat party atu. Ia inda tau apa-apa pasal Ranjeet Kumar CID whatever. Skalinya bah, ada usher nampak Bhola ani, pikirnya Ranjeet Kumar. Bawalah masuk. Bhola yang tersangat-sangat naif atu pun dapat tampat di hati guestslah, tapi Inspector sama agent CID pikir ia buat act. Durang pun pikir baju *menyanyi* Bhola atu costumenya (namanya costume party). Sementara atu, the real Ranjeet Kumar pon sampai. Masa ia liat Bhola, ia pun tekezut mliat identical durang atu. Jadi ia buat plan. Bhola pura-pura jadi ia untuk beberapa hari. Ia menyuruh gilprennya Ruby untuk menukar Bhola yang kampung atu jadi city slicker cam Ranjeet. Tapi dalam hatinya, Bhola masih lagi anak kampung. Ia jatuh cinta arah si Rita, sama durang ani bedate lah. Opkos, Rita pikir Bhola ani Ranjeet. Satu hari, durang ani naik kapal. Rita bagi truth inducing drug (LSD??????) arah si Bhola. Si Bhola ani pun blurt apa ia tahu. Rahsianya adalah seperti berikut (diingatkan bahawa Bhola inda tau apa-apa pasal pencurian Ranjeet; pikirnya Ranjeet atu be kanser):

Bhola: Do you want to know something?

Rita/Leela: Yes. (pikirnya kan "confess")

Bhola: I have a dog (DOG?) at home, his name is Moti. All the bitches (anjing betina ah, bukan *****) are after him but he doesn't care for them. He's just like me! (macam tah Bhola atu popular banar di kampungnya, dasar perasan). Want to know something USEFUL?

Rita/Leela:YES! *wah, revelation, revelation*

Bhola: Ruby dances so close to me, sometimes I get scared of her. I bolt my windows every night before I sleep!

Rita/Leela:Is it? Well, I don't like her too.

Bhola:I'll tell you another secret. I'm not who I am-

Jeng jeng, boat durang tepelanting tah papa, recorder Leela/Rita temasuk dalam laut, sama Bhola lupa apa ia kan cakap. Rita/Leela bagi ia minuman lagi, tapi minuman atu salah. Rita pulang teminum minuman be (LSD?) atu. Durang admit durang love each other sama seal it with Yunhi Tum Mujhse Baat Karti Ho. Tapi, sayangnya, masa ubat atu wear off, durang inda ingat apa-apa yang tejadi.

Jadi? Apakah yang anda fikir akan terjadi? Adakah Ranjeet akan tertangkap? Adakah Bhola akan "come clean"? Adakah cinta Bhola dan Rita akan bersatu? Adakah Belu akan berkahwin? ADAKAH AKU AKAN INSAF DARIPADA MAKAN OREN UNTUK MEMASTIKAN BIBIRKU BASAH????????????

LIHATLAH SENDIRI DI YOUTUBE! *baik udah tu, mbagi link ^^ *

Men At Work - Land Down Under

Lagu ani mimang PLAIN COOL lah

In case inda tau apa yang ia cakap *aku pun mula - mula inda tau '--*

Likhe Jo Khat Tujhe

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*napa diam ani*

Mehboob Ki Mehndi - Yeh Jo Chilman Hai - Mohd.Rafi

Omaigott. Pertama kali aku speechless. Eseen!

1. Mohd Rafi. KAU ADALAH BEST SINGER INDIA EVER PRODUCED. 
2. Lawa pulang Leela Chandravarkar ani. Ganya aku nda brapa minat, ia telampo macam "anak patung Barbie". Cam bukan manusia *Bunian.....* (eeeeeee.......!) lawa pulang.
3. Lagunya lawa gila. Laxmikant Pyarelal lah katakan. Durang antara feveret ku (pasal apa? clik sini, cari "Association with Laxmikant Pyarelal". Kan baca satu page wikipedia atu pun buleh.

 

Sachaa Jhutha - Yunhi Tum Mujhse Baat Karti Ho - Mohd.Rafi - Lata Mangeshkar

1. Mumtaz sama Rajesh Khanna ani mimang golden couple lah. They look like they have so much fun together. (sebagai bukti aku dapat A in English ^^ Hahah. Tawulah diri slalu pakai Inglis rojak instead of melayu rojak, tapi yang paling rojak, Urdu.) *panjangnya mukadimah rojak mu atu Bilah '--*
2. Sound problem banar video ani. Sak eh. Padahal anitah yang "best version". Tepotong-potong lagi. Dasar Shemaroo. Ndada ko untung rusakkan pilem urang.
3. Kalyandji Anandji mimang rock ah. omaigott.
4. Mohd Rafi. Senantiasa in his prime. Mimang golden voice lah. Walaupon sound problem tapi masih kedengaran suaranya. Aku panggil suaranya atu "madu".
5. Lata Mangeshkar. Nasib masa ani suaranya alum menuhak (menua). Setaun lapas pilem ani, masa 1971, suaranya menuhak. So close.
6. Calculationnya, Best Picturisation + Best Voices And Talents + Best Music Director + best Location + Best Chemistry = Yunhi Tum Mujhse Baat Karti Ho. Antah papa aku melalut ani. 

O Shammi ji!

Bila tah ada urang kan import pilem industan lama ke brunei ani?

Kaho Na Pyar Hai (video campor komen)

Komen utk Kaho Na Pyar Hai (kunun2 pandai lah teeeeewwwwwwwww):

1. Hitik (aku nda tau spelling wah) Roshan atu capat banar sampai ke batu (?) atu, kalau diliat larinya atu lagging (kah?) Kalau Shammi Kapoor ka, Shashi Kapoor kah aku paham, durang lari laju. VERY LAJU.
2. Amisha Patel (cute ah ia dalam video ani) tekinja2 dalam mencuba utk motivasi (?) hitik roshan atu laju (pasal atu kali laju?)
3. Menari tanpa purpose sebenar. You don dance if you in love (nama ja dapat A in English) Inda taulah kalo kamu mnari ah.
4. Lagu ani tlampo lampo lama. Lagu 80s 90s sama awal 2000s slalu catu. Lagu paling lama yg aku tawu 'Barsaat ke Mausam Mein' - 8:48 min
5. Hitik roshan ani tengtiba bejanggut. Nda bawa razor ka? (Gila kali ilang di pulau masa mengantar barang antah apa (kerajanya) bawa razor :P

Kali kelima Meliat Khilona

Dalam aku pada keboringan inda skulah ugama,
Tecari idea kan buat apa,
Jumpa idea mliat movie,
skali buka nampak ani:

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Waaaa!!! Aku udahtah tais liur meliat Khilona (5 kali atu nda cukupkah?)

New Header :)

Besa

Kaho Na Pyar Hai

Dilwalo dil mera sune ko beqarar hai
Kaho na pyar hai!
Kaho na pyar hai!!!!!

Kaho Na Pyar Hai

Dilwalo dil mera sune ko beqarar hai
Kaho na pyar hai!
Kaho na pyar hai!!!!!

Love You Like A Love Song

Aku mimang LOVE love song ani. Well, aku mulai tau pasal lagu ani kira2 minggu lapas jadi *ktinggalan zaman* Aku tau pun dari bespren ku Mirah aur Pizah:
Pizah:Aah, I love you like i love some baby....( song atu kan sama bunyinya)
Mirah:Mulai tia lagi!
Aku: Napa kan?
Mirah: Tadi kami nyanyi cam urang gila ah
Aku: Lagu apa kan tu???
Mirah n Pizah: Ktinggalan zaman jua kau ani eh! Lagu Selena Gomez wah!!!!
Aku: Selena Gomez yang rambut itam atu kan?
Pizah: Awu! Ko inda tau ka? Gerenti, lagu yg ddangari ia ani, lagu industan, harmoni fm (HARMONI FM, 94.1 RADIO BRUNEI)
Aku: Lurus tu.... aah i love you like i love some (andangnya salah aku atu, TU salahkan si Pizah ah) baby *bekali2 sampai jatoh centa*
Sampai sekarang lagu atu trademark kami.



I-I LOVE LIKE A LOVE SONG BABYYYYY!!!

PSR abis udah ( ',') =3

Bakas Exam :)

Tau- taulah, sekarang ani exam. Bukan sekarang, macam dalam seminggu yang lalu. Yatah, lama inda update ^^ To catch up, skarang ani aku udah jadi hantu lagu Hindustan. Bukan yang current ah, yang lama sikit, macam dari 40-an sampai 90-an. Nda ku hingin yang skarang ani. Untuk aku, urang cakap Shah Rukh Khan, aku cakap Dilip Kumar. Urang cakap Katrina Kaif, aku cakap Madhubala. Easy as that. --' Stress ku ari ani eh! Extra klass lagi... accha, mein jao!

Teri Pyaari Pyaari Surat - Mohd Rafi -Sasural

"Sasural" or "Sasuraal" [1961] is a 1960 Hindi movie produced by L. V. Prasad and directed by T. Prakash Rao. The film stars Rajendra Kumar, B. Saroja Devi, Mehmood and Lalita Pawar.

The music is by Shankar Jaikishan and lyrics by Hasrat Jaipuri and Shailendra. It is a remake of the Telugu film Illarikam..........

Mohammed Rafi (Hindi: मोहम्मद रफ़ी, Urdu: محمد رفیع; December 24, 1924 July 31, 1980), often addressed as Rafi Sahib, was an Indian playback singer whose career spanned four decades and is one of the most versatile male singers in the history of Indian cinema. Rafi sang in many Indian languages including Hindi, Urdu, Bhojpuri, Punjabi, Bengali, Marathi, Sindhi, Kannada and Telugu. He also recorded English and Persian songs. He is primarily remembered, however, for his Hindi songs, which still remain very popular in India today and also among the Indian diaspora. He dominated the Bollywood music industry from the 1950s to the 1970s along with Mukesh, Manna Dey, and Kishore Kumar.

Between 1950 and 1970, Rafi was one of the most sought after singers in Bollywood.

In 1965, he was honoured by the Government of India with the Padma Sri award.

On Thursday, July 31, 1980, Rafi died at 10:50 p.m., following a massive heart attack. His last song was "Shaam phir kyun udaas hai dost" (Aas Paas), which he had recorded with Laxmikant-Pyarelal couple of days before his death. He was survived by four sons (Saeed Rafi, Khalid Rafi, Hamid Rafi, Shahid Rafi), 3 daughters (Parveen, Nasreen, Yasmin) and 18 grandchildren. Naushad wrote on Rafi's Death- " Goonjte hai teri awaz ameero ke mahal me. jhopro ki gharibon me bhi hay tere saaz, yu to apne mousiki par sab ka fakr hota hai magar ay mere saathi mousiki ko bhi aaz tujh paar naaz hai"

Rafi's funeral procession was recorded on a very rainy day in Mumbai. A portion of that same recording has been used in one of the Hindi movie released later. It was one of the biggest funeral processions mumbai had ever witnessed, with over 10,000 people attending.

The Padma Shri Mohammed Rafi Chowk in the Bandra suburb of Mumbai is named after Rafi. Lata Mangeshkar quotes on Rafi- " saral man ke insan Rafisab, bahut suriley the, yea meri khus kismati hai ke maine unke saath sabse jada gana gaye. gana kaise bhi wo aise ga lete the ke gana na samajhne wale bhi bah bah kar utht te the. Aise gayak bar bar janam nahi lete."

A documentary about Rafis life is under production by The Films Division of India.

On September 22, 2007 a shrine to Rafi designed by artist Tasawar Bashir was unveiled in Birmingham. Bashir is hoping that Rafi will attain sainthood as a result.

Awards; * 2001 - Rafi was honored with the "best singer of the millennium" by Hero Honda and Stardust magazine in Mumbai on Jan 7, 2001.

Government Awards; * 15Th Aug 1947 - Indian Prime Minister Jawaharlal Nehru given hug after his song * 1948 - Rafi received a silver medal from the Indian Prime Minister Jawaharlal Nehru, on the first anniversary of the Indian Independence Day. * 1965 - he was honoured with the Padmashri by the Government of India.

National Film Awards; * 1968 - National Award for Best Male Playback Singer for Neel Kamal composed by Ravi Shankar. * 1977 - National Film Award for Best Male Playback Singer for "Kya Hua Tera Wada" song in the film Hum Kisi Se Kum Nahin), composed by RD Burman, lyrics by Majrooh Sultanpuri.

Filmfare Awards; * 1960 - Filmfare Best Male Playback Award for "Chaudhvin Ka Chand Ho" in the film Chaudhvin Ka Chand * 1961 - Filmfare Best Male Playback Award for "Teri Pyaari Pyaari Surat Ko" in the film Sasural * 1964 - Filmfare Best Male Playback Award for "Chahunga Mein Tujhe" in the film Dosti * 1966 - Filmfare Best Male Playback Award for "Baharo Phool Barsao" in the film Suraj * 1968 - Filmfare Best Male Playback Award for "Dil Ke Jharoke Mein" in the film Brahmachari * 1977 - Filmfare Best Male Playback Award for "Kya Hua Tera Vaada" in the film Hum Kisi Se Kum Nahin.

Bengal Film Journalists' Association Awards; * 1965 - Best Male Playback Singer for Dosti * 1966 - Best Male Playback Singer for Arzoo.........
[Wikipedia & IMDb]

Tutorial: Transparent Header Pakai Photoscape & Gimp

Ok, aku ada cakap kan buat tutorial Tranparen header. Dengan senang nya beta menginformkan *banyak ko punya cantik beta* Bahawa aku akan buat tutorialnya. Kalau mau buat, misti ada Photoscape sama Gimp. Nada, sila download di sini. Haha. search saja. Jangan marah ya buuuuu~~~~ :D

1. Buka photoscape. Edit gambar ikut suka ati. Wahahahahaha. Awu wah, kalau mau buat new photo, tekan menu diatas n click new photo. Akan ada sesuatu kutak, ia menunjukkan basar header kamu atu sama backgroundnya. Saiz header inda sama untuk satu belog ke satu belog yang lain. Saiz header ku, 729 px by 300 px. Contoh header ku lah. Bukan header mu. ^^ Background colour biarkan saja putih. Pasal karang jadi transparent jua.
2. Design header ikut masing-masing, k? Kalau mau gambar, takan yang butang landscape di tab menu 'Objects', pilih gambar. Mau text, takan 'T' arah 'Objects' atu. Tapi aku lagi suka simpan gambar dulu lapas atu text nya simpan di Picnick. Di picnick fonts nya lawa kaliaaahhhhhh~ Siap design header? :B)
3. Buka Gimp. Takan File-> Open. Skali adatah keluar satu kutak ani. Pilih header yang kamu buat di Photoscape tadi.
4. Sudah open???? Takan Layer-> Transparency-> Add Alpha Channel. Lapas atu, ada kan toolbox disana? Well, pilih yang macam wand atu. Ia icon keempat dari kiri.
5. Takan arah gambar atu. Make sure semua yang perlu di highlightkan. Kalau inda, hilang tia.
6. Takan Edit-> Clear. Serta -merta jadi transparent tu. Takan File-> Save as. Save, make sure ia dalam format PNG. INGAT, PNG!!!!!!!!!! Uncheck save background, lapas atu save.
7. Upload ke Blogger. InsyaAllah menjadi tu.

New Header (lagi - -')

Wawawawa...... tukar header saja aku ani...... ok, ani perbandingan antara header lama sama header baru..... yang diatas lama, yang dibawah baru..... fontnya aku buat di picnick..... gambarnya ku edit di Photoscape. Transparentnya ku buat di Gimp. InsyaAllah aku buat tutorial cara buat header transparent pakai Photoscape and Gimp.... ^^

Ngalih Mengedit Belog..... (- - ')

Ok, dengan tajuk diatas, sekarang kamu tau kanapa aku lama inda update blog kan? KAAANNNNN???????? *majal * Well, new header (transparent ) New shoutbox icon, new background sama new highlight colour text. Dan banyak lagi yang penting, aku rasa belog aku ani makin fresh rasanya (hahaha banar tah tu )
Thanks for reading and Assalamualaikum!

Header!'--

Wawawa Sanggop Ko Jiddaaahhhhh??????

Kasiannya aku (mengesiankan diri sendiri) Kan masa atu aku jalan ke skulah ugama (rajin eh, rajin) Aku ani dakat udah pintu gerbang, "BUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Ih mama, alhamdulillah!" maluuuuunya aku atu pun bulih ku gigiran. Si Jiddah tu punya pasal. Mandai-mandai saja ngajutkan aku dari kereta. Marah ku ni, marah last2, ia di jamban mengambil air semayang (esehwoman ) aku disuruhnya pigang tudung. Wawawa revenge revenge ) Lapas si mirah keluar dari jamban, nyangku, "Mir, mir!" "Napa?" Skali tliat ia tudung si Jiddah. "Ih, tudung kaka ku jua tu." Jiddah ani kakak si mirah. Pandai2 saja aku nyabut Jiddah Well, nya si mirah, "bagi aku, aku simpan dalam poket." Jahat kami ah. Kami keluar. "Bah, jiddah, ku simpan tudung mu sana ah." nyangku. Padahal dalam poket si mirah. "Awu, bah." nya. Kaluar, ketawa puas2. Masuk balik. "MANA TUDUNG KU?????!!!!!" digeleteknya ku. Kalau aku, kana geletek, give up.

I surrender!
-Nabilah

"Awu wah, arah si mirah!"
"mirah, mana tudung ku?"
Kana bagi tudung.
Tarus keluar dari jamban.
"Adooooooooooiiiiiii!!!!!!!"
Apa? Ditariknya wah tudung kami. Sakit...... Well, that's all for today. Tenkiu for reading!!!!

Memotong kuku mengikut Sunnah Nabi Muhammad SAW

Mulakan dangan tangan kanan.

Potong jari tunjuk.

potong jari hantu

potong jari manis macam ani

potong jari kelingking.

Beralih ke tangan kiri. JANGAN dipadulikan ibu jari AMARAN KERAS!!!!!

potong ikut susunan tadi.

potong ibu jari kiri.

potong ibu jari kanan.

Kenapa?????? Banyak kebaikannya. Salah satu, tekanan darah menurun. Dua, gula dalam darah menurun. Tiga, Sunnah Nabi SAW, dapat pahala